AGITA

Agita: that spicy cocktail of indigestion, anxiety, and the uneasy stomach you get after a third helping—especially when you’ve survived all the Sunday dinner drama. One minute you’re chillin’, next you’re pacing the kitchen like you’re dodging a meatball, rubbing your chest, and swearing off food forever—until someone drops the magic word: cannoli. From family feuds to too much saltimboca, this tee’s for the warriors who’ve needed Brioschi, a nap, and a big ol’ sigh... all before dessert even hits.

• 60% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton, 40% Polyester. All shirts are preshrunk